Money Monster

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Navigating NASDAQistan
We are not at war
Mar 7 • Alex O'Byrne

February 2026

An idea sounds so easy
And a taste of full autonomy
Feb 27 • Alex O'Byrne
Promising, but time to change direction
Best +20.05% / Worst -3.59%, but overall an even week
Feb 27 • Alex O'Byrne
1,902 Errors Later: The Buying Power Bug
MM grows up with risk controls, buying power gating & volatility sizing
Feb 20 • Alex O'Byrne
MoneyMonster gets a personality
A decent week of trades so far.
Feb 19 • Alex O'Byrne
A bad week at the office
In which a rogue analyst ruins the week.
Feb 13 • Alex O'Byrne
Using LLMs to predict stock movements
I didn't post on Friday because the system didn't buy anything.
Feb 9 • Alex O'Byrne
Day two +0.71% / Best +0.91% / Worst +0.5%
After yesterday's big boost, a rather modest return.
Feb 5 • Alex O'Byrne
Day One Review - Best +20.75% / Worst -2.59%
Money Monster goes shopping
Feb 5 • Alex O'Byrne
Launch Day: The Machine Goes Live
Today is the first live trading day for MoneyMonster.
Feb 4 • Alex O'Byrne
Coming soon
This is Money Monster.
Feb 1 • Alex O'Byrne
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